Thursday, 4 July 2013

South African Man claims he has been to heaven four times, draws map

Man Says He's Been to Heaven
Four
Times, Draws Map: KwaZulu-Natal
from
South African tells it in all
seriousness. And who knows, he may even be
telling
the truth about having visited
heaven
four times, so far.
The first time was in 1998, and subsequent visits were made in
2004,
2006 and 2008. It all started in
1993,
when a white man (an angel,
apparently) paid him a visit and told him
he was needed in heaven. And
now,
after several visits, he's drawing
a map
to make sure the rest of us 'unlucky'
ones get what he's talking
about.
But it's not the fact that he
took a few
vacations to heaven or even that he's
drawing a map that amuses me.
It's
more to do with the stuff he
says he's
seen and done there. According to
Mthembu, there are 11 heavens
in all,
and he was taken to the fifth
one, Crista,
first. It was there, in a city called
Sharmoy,
that he claims to have met
Jesus. The
main heaven is Salem, he says,
where God's temple is located. God is
apparently in his youth, and of a
Grayish complexion. Jesus is
white. He
saw God for the first time during
his second trip, on a planet called
Jadalem
that's mostly covered in water
and ice.
Mthembu's other sightings
include Moses, Eliya, and Abel. He also
explored
the Marshnode City, which is the
place
people go to when they die, to
get reincarnated. But here's the
weirdest of
all his tales – he says that the
people
who predicted the end of the
world in May last year weren't entirely
incorrect.
Mthembu seems to have
eavesdropped
on an important meeting in the
heavens, where the biggest war against
Satanism
was being discussed. The war is
supposed to have been launched
on May
23rd, so we're basically on a countdown
to the absolute end.
The map isn't ready yet, but
Mthembu is
already worried about
counterfeit versions. "People must come and
see the
map as one day someone from
Japan or
China or Britain will design a map
of heaven and the people of South
Africa
will have forgotten that the map
was
originally made in South Africa,"
he says. Perhaps he needs to
patent his
creation. And while he's at it,
write a
fantasy novel and strike a movie
deal too?
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