Monday, 11 February 2013

HOW TO KNOW PLACES IN 9JA

(1). Two guys are fighting, a guy
comes, sees them and walks
away. That's LAGOS. (2). Two guys are fighting, a crowd
gathers to watch, a guy comes,
opens a bottle of beer and
starts drinking. That's Jos. 3. Two guys are fighting, a Man
comes and says; God doesn't like
this. They make peace. That's
ENUGU. (4). Two guys are fighting, a guy
comes, another guy comes and
they starts arguing about who is
right. You are in SAPELE. (5). Two guys are fighting,
somebody comes out from a
nearby house and says; Don't
fight
in front of my house, go to
somewhere else and keep fighting. That's BENIN. (6). Two guys are fighting, a crowd
gathers and starts jubilating.
That's OZORO. (7). Two guys are fighting, one
runs away only to come back
with Boko Haram and starts
killing innocent people who knows
nothing about the fight. That's
MAIDUGURI. (8). Two guys are fighting, a guy
comes with a carton of beer,
they all sits down and starts
drinking the beer, insulting each
other. And
finally, they all go home as friends. That's WARRI. (9). Two guys are fighting, a guy
comes and says; You people
should continue fighting o, i must
watch this fight finish. That's
UGBHELLI. (10). Two guys are fighting, one of
them starts calling the other one
thief, cultist, armed robber. A
mob gathers, sets the accused
ablaze and burns the accused to
death. That's ALUU. (11). Two guys are fighting, the
two of them takes a time out to
call their friends with their
phones. Now fifty guys are
fighting. That's
IBADAN. (12). Two guys are fighting, a guy
comes and tries to make peace
between them. The two guys
comes together and beats him
up. That's BAUCHI *lol*

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