5 Things woman should know

Everybody loves black
women, but there are
some things that I notice
need to stop. Nobody will
subject you to watching a
seven-minute viral video of two robotic animations
trading stereotypical
insults. But here are five
things that might help us
all if Black women would
just cease and desist. 1. Asking Men to pay for
Cosmetics. The only thing
I'm paying for
to enhance
your body is soap. If you like Zest or Dove,
the world is yours. The moment
you start asking for me to get
your hair done, I'll sit you down
and do it my damn self. You go
get your hair done at some place that's never close to
where you live because of some
suggestion from a friend. By
the time you get back, I'm
horny, but you don't want to
"sweat it out." Do you think I'm going to pay for that? That's
the complete opposite of
prostitution. In fact, it's
prohibition! 2.Hitting Men. This needs to
stop
immediately. I
will never condone hitting women. Ever.
But there are some women out
there that I will not sympathize
with. Sorry. It's one thing when
you are talking out your neck
and waving your hands in our faces, but you don't have to
touch us. Just because the law
is on your side does not mean
you have to take advantage of
it. There are a couple of men
out there that don't have a problem knocking you out. 3. Watching "The Game". This useless
show is
destroying
our women. I took the time to see what this
show was all about since every
black girl in the world watches
it and won't stop talking about
it. Do you know what I found
out fellas? The whole show centers around the "Sister,
Sister" chick f***ing everybody.
The football dude, the other
other football dude, some
other guy that lives with his
mom for some reason even though he's a grown ass man. It
doesn't make any sense. 4. Doobie wrap and pins,
without a scarf. Did every Black
girl in Nigeria
run out of
scarves? Or did
the salon catch on fire while your hair was
getting done? Did you have to
run out to save your life? If
the answer is no, then find a
damn scarf and put it on your
head. You look stupid with all those pins in your hair. 5. Acting Like You Don't… Black women
are notorious
for going out
of their way to let a man know that they
will never go down (and have
never been down) on a guy.
There is always that same
excuse "that's just nasty." We
are all adults and we know what we all do. Stop fronting.