Thursday, 31 May 2012

Marriage lies

Marriage Lies

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

07060428346 Blog: UNN student commits suicide this morning

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: UNN student commits suicide this morning

1990

07060428346 Tonto Dikeh spotted with Keri Hilson in Ghana

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Tonto Dikeh spotted with Keri Hilson in Ghana

1990

07060428346: P-Square signs distribution deal with Universal Music Group

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: Kelly Hansome explodes!!! Kenny Ogungbe ruined my career and cheated on me

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Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Linda Ikeji's most revealing interview EVER!!! (A must read!) :-).

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Linda Ikeji's most revealing interview EVER!!! (A must read!) :-)

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Joke

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"



The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."1990

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

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: Monalisa, Desmond, Ini Edo, others at the premiere of ‘Silver Lining’

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bj.stardom Entertainment World: Unilag Students in heavy protest against the rename of UNILAG to Mosshood Abiola University

bj.stardom Entertainment World: Unilag Students in heavy protest against the rename of UNILAG to Mosshood Abiola University

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Lastborn Entertainment World: President Jonathan renames UNILAG to Moshood Abiola University

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Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Gist Naija: MAVIN Album Review…Who Will Take D’banj’s Place?

Any Gist Naija: MAVIN Album Review…Who Will Take D’banj’s Place?

1990

Gist Naija: Fashola Shuts Down Ikeja Mosques...Says Porous Borders Are To Blame For Boko Haram Attacks

Any Gist Naija: Fashola Shuts Down Ikeja Mosques...Says Porous Borders Are To Blame For Boko Haram Attacks

1990

: World's fattest cat dies of complication due to obesity

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: World's fattest cat dies of complication due to obesity

1990

Welcome to lastborn Blog: P-Square buy piece of land in Banana Island?

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: P-Square buy piece of land in Banana Island?

1990

Monday, 7 May 2012

Any Gist Naija: Boko Haram Attack JTF At A Wedding Ceremony In Maiduguri.

Any Gist Naija: Boko Haram Attack JTF At A Wedding Ceremony In Maiduguri.

1990

lastborn Gist for Naija: J.Lo Says Having More Babies Would Be A Blessing.

Any Gist Naija: J.Lo Says Having More Babies Would Be A Blessing.

1990

lastborn Naija news: Prophet TB Joshua Banned From Cameroun.

Any Gist Naija: Prophet TB Joshua Banned From Cameroun.

1990

: Annie and I are legally married, 2face Idibia Tweets

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Annie and I are legally married, 2face Idibia Tweets

1990

: Don Jazzy sets up new record label - Mavin Records. Signs Tiwa Savage

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Don Jazzy sets up new record label - Mavin Records. Signs Tiwa Savage

1990