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Marriage lies

Marriage Lies There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

07060428346 Blog: UNN student commits suicide this morning

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: UNN student commits suicide this morning 1990

07060428346 Tonto Dikeh spotted with Keri Hilson in Ghana

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Tonto Dikeh spotted with Keri Hilson in Ghana 1990

07060428346: P-Square signs distribution deal with Universal Music Group

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: Kelly Hansome explodes!!! Kenny Ogungbe ruined my career and cheated on me

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Linda Ikeji's most revealing interview EVER!!! (A must read!) :-).

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Joke

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!" So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."1990
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: Monalisa, Desmond, Ini Edo, others at the premiere of ‘Silver Lining’

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bj.stardom Entertainment World: Unilag Students in heavy protest against the rename of UNILAG to Mosshood Abiola University

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Lastborn Entertainment World: President Jonathan renames UNILAG to Moshood Abiola University

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Any Gist Naija: D'banj is No.9 on the UK National Charts!

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Any Gist Naija 4rm OzorLastborn: D'banj is No.9 on the UK National Charts!

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Gist Naija: MAVIN Album Review…Who Will Take D’banj’s Place?

Any Gist Naija: MAVIN Album Review…Who Will Take D’banj’s Place? 1990

Gist Naija: Fashola Shuts Down Ikeja Mosques...Says Porous Borders Are To Blame For Boko Haram Attacks

Any Gist Naija: Fashola Shuts Down Ikeja Mosques...Says Porous Borders Are To Blame For Boko Haram Attacks 1990

: World's fattest cat dies of complication due to obesity

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Welcome to lastborn Blog: P-Square buy piece of land in Banana Island?

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: P-Square buy piece of land in Banana Island? 1990

Any Gist Naija: Boko Haram Attack JTF At A Wedding Ceremony In Maiduguri.

Any Gist Naija: Boko Haram Attack JTF At A Wedding Ceremony In Maiduguri. 1990

lastborn Gist for Naija: J.Lo Says Having More Babies Would Be A Blessing.

Any Gist Naija: J.Lo Says Having More Babies Would Be A Blessing. 1990

lastborn Naija news: Prophet TB Joshua Banned From Cameroun.

Any Gist Naija: Prophet TB Joshua Banned From Cameroun. 1990

: Annie and I are legally married, 2face Idibia Tweets

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Annie and I are legally married, 2face Idibia Tweets 1990

: Don Jazzy sets up new record label - Mavin Records. Signs Tiwa Savage

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Don Jazzy sets up new record label - Mavin Records. Signs Tiwa Savage 1990

lastborn Naija Gist: Oyedepo Fails To Appear In Court For Slapping A Lady Who Called Herself 'A Witch For Jesus'

Any Gist Naija: Oyedepo Fails To Appear In Court For Slapping A Lady Who Called Herself 'A Witch For Jesus' 1990

Welcome to lasborn Blog: Don Jazzy sets up new record label - Mavin Records. Signs Tiwa Savage

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Don Jazzy sets up new record label - Mavin Records. Signs Tiwa Savage 1990

Lastborn Blog: Armed robbers raid four banks in Ikare-Ondo State, set one on fire..dat was wer i always leave wen am un break.

Welcome to Linda Ikeji's Blog: Armed robbers raid four banks in Ikare-Ondo State, set one on fire 1990

Lastborn Entertainment World: 13 year old girl delivers baby girl for 73 year old man who raped her (Included with Pics)

bj.stardom Entertainment World: 13 year old girl delivers baby girl for 73 year old man who raped her (Included with Pics) 1990